Fuck I feel very horrible now. But I also feel very happy HAHAHA. Ironic.

Ok.


Name: Lee Fong King
Aliases: Mr Lee, LFK, The King
DOB: Can't remember. I saw it on his Teacher's Pass once.
School: According to his Facebook - "University of IMH'08 Mental Problem, St Magaret Sec '48"
Personality: DAMN DAMN DAMN.. Funny. Like seriously LOL. Crappy. Lazy. Act cute. STINGY! But sometimes quite nice.

LOL CHEOWYI REMEMBER THIS PHOTO?

Omg, I have like a lot of stupid photos of LFK HAHAHAHAHA. I was talking to him on Facebook just now.

When Mr Lee first stepped into our class (1R3, in 2007), he stood there for 5 minutes and nobody stopped talking. Finally, he screamed, "ENOUGH! I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU ALL STILL CANNOT STOP TALKING!" He went on to establish his identity as "KING of this class", gesturing wildly, his hair drenched in sweat, fringe sticking to his forehead, and his shirt wet from said fluid. Sometimes, when Andrew gets on his nerves, he'll wave and swing his copy of The Whale Rider towards Andrew, stopping only inches before it reaches him and bellow, "I SMACK YOU THEN YOU KNOW AH!" LOL. Of course, he never does hit him.

There is so much to talk about LFK. He also once told us, "You all want to sleep in my class? FINE! But please wake up when Mdm Oen or Mr Phor walks past. Do you know Mdm Oen has not been giving me my bonus for the past (insert number) years already?"

LFK once made my day. It was in the range and he was talking about each of us. When he got to me he said that I'm charismatic! LOL. He also said that I would make a great Head Prefect (this obviously didn't happen, not even close). And he said that something bad must have happened to me in 2007 cos I was really quiet back then. And some other nice stuff. So happy!

Oh, Cheowyi and I once saw a picture of Mr Lee's son in his handphone. His son looks like Chunrong. LOLOLOL. Another dumb thing about LFK is that he always finds his own jokes very funny. He started calling Cheowyi "Cheowyee Mee" for no good reason and everytime he does, he'll smile and laugh to himself.

Okay la shall move on cos I want to finish this post quickly. I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO! This may sound very stupid, but LFK is actually one of my favourite teachers in Fuhua (not that he is in Fuhua anymore, but still). It's so seldom you can get to have such fun with teachers, because they're always so uptight. But he's really candid and sometimes quite stupid (AHAHHAA) so we always.. bully him. I am laughing to myself now. Okay moving on.


Name: Chew Yunwei
Aliases: YW
DOB: 2nd October 1992
School: Bukit Timah Primary School, Tanglin Secondary School, Singapore Polytechnic
Personality: Awesome to her friends, hates being restricted.

Have not met Yunwei in.. 2 years already :(

I have known Yunwei since I was 4 and she's the longest friend I have. She's also my first jie :) Back when we were still kids and hung around the Pavillion, roaming and running around playing catching, she always stuck up for me and was on my side whenever Alex and my sis bullied me. As we grew older and became tweens, we always walked our dogs together in the evenings. By that point, our families started to dislike each other (it's complicated). She was also the first person to introduce me to music :) When she got to Sec 1 and started going out more (previously she could seldom go out cos her mum didn't let her), she started discovering places and in 2004 she told me, "I discovered a new place for shopping. Jurong Point!!" At that point of time it all seemed so fascinating and grown-up to me. I looked up to her a lot.

Somehow she thinks highly of me. I am really glad to have a friend like Yunwei :) Once I've gotten to secondary school and when we do talk, she'd say "Sure got a lot of guys jio you right", even though I was like sososo ugly in Sec1 (still am la HAHAHHA). So weird, it almost seems like she's the only one that thinks I'm pretty even though she's seen me looking horrendously unglam since I was a kid. Which is why I always find what she tells me genuine :)

Things were way simpler back then, when we were still kids. Those days are over now but I'm happy that we had them! :) I swear I will go out with Yunwei this year. Now that I am done writing, I suddenly miss her a lot ):


Name: Teng Cheowyi
Aliases: Cheowpok, Cheowyee Mee, Pokpok
DOB: 8th May 1994
School: Princess Elizabeth Primary School, Fuhua Secondary School
Personality: Cannot remember who it was, but someone once told me she resembles a sotong. She is easily prone to laughter. Sweet =)

First of all - nice photo right??? >:D

Have spent many hilarious moments with Cheowyi. We will laugh at Zhang's rolls of fats, poke LFK with a screwdriver (please refer to first photo), talk about 可爱女人, Queen and etc.

Have also spent a few sad moments with Cheowyi. Like that time I cried at SAFRA, everyone else was staring at me, Cheowyi and Soksan were the first ones to ask me what's wrong and if I was okay (well mainly cos they were standing around me but still). A lot of people continued to stare at me, it was so embarrassing, and then Darren Teo came over and passed me a pack of tissues. That day was one of the worst, ever, but I'm so glad to have had people like them there :) Oh yeah and also, on a few occasions where Cheowyi was sad. I always didn't know the right things to say or do.

I JUST REALISED SOMETHING - CHEOWYI I BOUGHT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU LAST YEAR BUT ALL OF IT IS STILL IN MY HOUSE?!?!?! That time I think I didn't tell you what it was cos I wanted to surprise you but aiya but now it's like how belated already? 7 months. Anyway it's a box of full of purple items.

Hate going for training without Cheowyi, because it'll always be so boring. Cheowyi is a talent in Shooting, and Darren Teo once said that Cheowyi's body is like, I quote, "a tripod". HAHAHA

Zhang always remembers Cheowyi but not me, whenever she sees Cheowyi she'll say stuff like "为什么怎么久没有来练了 ?!", "去射十发，射完了拿来给我看!!" Then she'll turn to me and give me the "Are-you-a-Sec-1" look or "You-are-such-a-noob-and-I-can't-be-bothered-with-you" face. Zhang doesn't know how to pronounce Cheowyi's name and always calls her Chiao-yee.



I NEED TO DO MY HOMEWORK NAOZXZ

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