Fuck I feel very horrible now. But I also feel very happy HAHAHA. Ironic.

Ok.


Name: Lee Fong King
Aliases: Mr Lee, LFK, The King
DOB: Can't remember. I saw it on his Teacher's Pass once.
School: According to his Facebook - "University of IMH'08 Mental Problem, St Magaret Sec '48"
Personality: DAMN DAMN DAMN.. Funny. Like seriously LOL. Crappy. Lazy. Act cute. STINGY! But sometimes quite nice.

LOL CHEOWYI REMEMBER THIS PHOTO?

Omg, I have like a lot of stupid photos of LFK HAHAHAHAHA. I was talking to him on Facebook just now.

When Mr Lee first stepped into our class (1R3, in 2007), he stood there for 5 minutes and nobody stopped talking. Finally, he screamed, "ENOUGH! I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE FOR 5 MINUTES AND YOU ALL STILL CANNOT STOP TALKING!" He went on to establish his identity as "KING of this class", gesturing wildly, his hair drenched in sweat, fringe sticking to his forehead, and his shirt wet from said fluid. Sometimes, when Andrew gets on his nerves, he'll wave and swing his copy of The Whale Rider towards Andrew, stopping only inches before it reaches him and bellow, "I SMACK YOU THEN YOU KNOW AH!" LOL. Of course, he never does hit him.

There is so much to talk about LFK. He also once told us, "You all want to sleep in my class? FINE! But please wake up when Mdm Oen or Mr Phor walks past. Do you know Mdm Oen has not been giving me my bonus for the past (insert number) years already?"

LFK once made my day. It was in the range and he was talking about each of us. When he got to me he said that I'm charismatic! LOL. He also said that I would make a great Head Prefect (this obviously didn't happen, not even close). And he said that something bad must have happened to me in 2007 cos I was really quiet back then. And some other nice stuff. So happy!

Oh, Cheowyi and I once saw a picture of Mr Lee's son in his handphone. His son looks like Chunrong. LOLOLOL. Another dumb thing about LFK is that he always finds his own jokes very funny. He started calling Cheowyi "Cheowyee Mee" for no good reason and everytime he does, he'll smile and laugh to himself.

Okay la shall move on cos I want to finish this post quickly. I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO! This may sound very stupid, but LFK is actually one of my favourite teachers in Fuhua (not that he is in Fuhua anymore, but still). It's so seldom you can get to have such fun with teachers, because they're always so uptight. But he's really candid and sometimes quite stupid (AHAHHAA) so we always.. bully him. I am laughing to myself now. Okay moving on.


Name: Chew Yunwei
Aliases: YW
DOB: 2nd October 1992
School: Bukit Timah Primary School, Tanglin Secondary School, Singapore Polytechnic
Personality: Awesome to her friends, hates being restricted.

Have not met Yunwei in.. 2 years already :(

I have known Yunwei since I was 4 and she's the longest friend I have. She's also my first jie :) Back when we were still kids and hung around the Pavillion, roaming and running around playing catching, she always stuck up for me and was on my side whenever Alex and my sis bullied me. As we grew older and became tweens, we always walked our dogs together in the evenings. By that point, our families started to dislike each other (it's complicated). She was also the first person to introduce me to music :) When she got to Sec 1 and started going out more (previously she could seldom go out cos her mum didn't let her), she started discovering places and in 2004 she told me, "I discovered a new place for shopping. Jurong Point!!" At that point of time it all seemed so fascinating and grown-up to me. I looked up to her a lot.

Somehow she thinks highly of me. I am really glad to have a friend like Yunwei :) Once I've gotten to secondary school and when we do talk, she'd say "Sure got a lot of guys jio you right", even though I was like sososo ugly in Sec1 (still am la HAHAHHA). So weird, it almost seems like she's the only one that thinks I'm pretty even though she's seen me looking horrendously unglam since I was a kid. Which is why I always find what she tells me genuine :)

Things were way simpler back then, when we were still kids. Those days are over now but I'm happy that we had them! :) I swear I will go out with Yunwei this year. Now that I am done writing, I suddenly miss her a lot ):


Name: Teng Cheowyi
Aliases: Cheowpok, Cheowyee Mee, Pokpok
DOB: 8th May 1994
School: Princess Elizabeth Primary School, Fuhua Secondary School
Personality: Cannot remember who it was, but someone once told me she resembles a sotong. She is easily prone to laughter. Sweet =)

First of all - nice photo right??? >:D

Have spent many hilarious moments with Cheowyi. We will laugh at Zhang's rolls of fats, poke LFK with a screwdriver (please refer to first photo), talk about 可爱女人, Queen and etc.

Have also spent a few sad moments with Cheowyi. Like that time I cried at SAFRA, everyone else was staring at me, Cheowyi and Soksan were the first ones to ask me what's wrong and if I was okay (well mainly cos they were standing around me but still). A lot of people continued to stare at me, it was so embarrassing, and then Darren Teo came over and passed me a pack of tissues. That day was one of the worst, ever, but I'm so glad to have had people like them there :) Oh yeah and also, on a few occasions where Cheowyi was sad. I always didn't know the right things to say or do.

I JUST REALISED SOMETHING - CHEOWYI I BOUGHT A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR YOU LAST YEAR BUT ALL OF IT IS STILL IN MY HOUSE?!?!?! That time I think I didn't tell you what it was cos I wanted to surprise you but aiya but now it's like how belated already? 7 months. Anyway it's a box of full of purple items.

Hate going for training without Cheowyi, because it'll always be so boring. Cheowyi is a talent in Shooting, and Darren Teo once said that Cheowyi's body is like, I quote, "a tripod". HAHAHA

Zhang always remembers Cheowyi but not me, whenever she sees Cheowyi she'll say stuff like "为什么怎么久没有来练了 ?!", "去射十发，射完了拿来给我看!!" Then she'll turn to me and give me the "Are-you-a-Sec-1" look or "You-are-such-a-noob-and-I-can't-be-bothered-with-you" face. Zhang doesn't know how to pronounce Cheowyi's name and always calls her Chiao-yee.



I NEED TO DO MY HOMEWORK NAOZXZ

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Today (or rather, yesterday), I went out with Gabbie, Felicia, Darren Lee and Gregory. DIDN'T KNOW THAT GREG READS MY BLOG, I'm surprised/amused/shocked/stunned/horrified/terrified/I'mjustrandomlyfillingadjectives. HI GREG!

Here to do another post about my friends, and then I'm going to sleep.

First up:



Name: Woo Cheeyuan
Aliases: Woo Chee, Ch'yuan
DOB: 7th November 1994
School: Bukit Timah Primary School, Fuhua Secondary School
Personality: Crazy and insane! Loud and funny. Hilarious. Nice =)

Cheeyuan was rather emo when I first got to know him. Initially I did not talk to him at all. I got to know him this year. In Term 1 we sat rather far apart and since there wasn't the need, we didn't talk. But it was damn funny, in Term 1 we went to the Chemistry Lab once and then there was the water-spraying incident LOL. Ms Lin punished him and Nickson - they had to hold up the water bottle containing distilled water with both hands up in the air HAHAHA. And Ms Lin would shout, "Not high enough, higher!!" LOL.

And then in Term 2 I moved to the side of the class. Cheeyuan sat in front of Zhixian and I, with Gekhooi. Eventually Gekhooi shifted to the front and Emelia took over her seat. Cheeyuan would call Emelia "Gorilla" and Emelia would always hit Cheeyuan LOL. It was funny to see them squabble and fight. Those were the good days. (Lol sounds so old)

He always screamed and shouted in class, and at random intervals. At the beginning of the year it was the "YEEHAW" fetish, he would make sounds similar to a horse galloping and then scream "YEEHAW" like, SUPER LOUDLY (amplitude = 100m). Sometimes he'd do it when I tell him to and I would laugh like mad. Then once, school was over and I was packing my stuff. Cheeyuan went out of class and down the corridor. A while later I could hear him scream "YEEHAW" from all the way down the corridor and I burst into peals of laughter.

There was another time Zhixian and I kept touching Cheeyuan's hair cos it was really soft. LOL. He uses Johnson Baby Shampoo HAHAHA. Cheeyuan extracted his teeth recently and one of the roots broke, he had to do a surgery. He got stitches and everything, man that must've hurt. Next week will be a replay... Lol. Good luck Woo Chee!

In conclusion (lol SS. Cheeyuan never does Mr Fong's homework until he definitely has to), Cheeyuan is a good friend and he always makes people laugh. He is also buay paiseh about a lot of things (I don't know why either). Like once I was messaging him and he suddenly said "As I am typing this now I am sitting on something called the toiletbowl..." Go figure.

I am only writing about two people today! The next person is someone important too.



Name: Fiona Loh Ke Yu
Aliases: I used to call her various nicknames. But I don't already and I can't remember them.
DOB: 9th April 1994
School: Keming Primary School, Fuhua Secondary School
Personality: Stylish, different, daring. A nice person at heart :)

Will never forget that Fiona's the one I dyed my hair with the very first time! It was a totally impromptu decision, we were talking about it in school/on the bus (cos we bought take 157) and decided to go ahead with it. We bought a bottle of dye at West Mall and then went over to her house to dye it. I was so afraid it'll be too brown and that we'll get caught in school the next day. But it was barely noticeable.

Besides the two piercings that girls usually already have, I went to get my third piercing with Fiona. That was when she pierced her nose. Leow Simin was there too, accompanying us. Back then, Fiona was always the one that was the most daring, amongst us all. We had so much fun in Sec 1, skipping class, talking back to teachers and everything. OH once, we had a triple period Science lesson, which we knew equated to total boredom. So Fiona and I decided to skip it, we went to the library and in the end the librarian wanted to go for lunch so he asked us if we minded staying there, and we said we didn't. So we got locked up there HAHA. We used the computers in the library and I blogged:

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Fiona and I are locked in the library.

We're supposed to be at the Science Lab having Science lessons, but we went to the library to print The Pen Awards Essay instead. Turns out that the bloody computer we turned on just can't even access to the Internet, hence I'm using a different computer. Hopefully it is connected to the printer, if not I'll have to go home and print it out instead, then bring it back to Mdm Rafidah. Which is stupid, no one even reminded me that I had to bring it. If they did, I would have already printed it. Darn.

It seems a bit scary to be locked in the library; it's so quiet. I mean, the library is supposed to be quiet, but ironically, our school library is never quiet. At least, I've never heard complete silence in here before. I thought I still had to speak softly, so that time when I played Scrabble in the library I was actually whispering to Xianyun. -.-"

Dammit, LEOW Simin just messaged me. She said that Mdm Shurtini found out that we were skipping her class. But she doesn't know who we (Fiona and I) are. Damn. But this library is acting as an adobe, an escape from the school. After all, it is locked. Only the librarian has the keys, and he is having his lunch downstairs in the canteen, I think.

Damn. I'm getting kind of scared. Hope she doesn't come. Damn damn damn.

I was freaking out but Fiona was totally calm back then. Hahaha back then, sometimes I'd wish I could be like her :) She's very 讲义气　you know. Once, a huge group of us were caught for skipping class and she stood up for all of us.

I also remember accompanying Fiona when she went for the model interview thing. And I met her mum and brother. Her mum treated me to ice cream. Actually, I remember a lot of things about Fiona.

Fiona is a great person. Because she really is :) Sadly we drifted apart in Sec 2. I don't really know why. There were a lot of misunderstandings. We don't talk much these days either. But Fiona is still a really important person to me :D (somehow... I don't know why either hahaha but yeah). There was a lot of bitching in Sec 1, and after Xianyun transferred, Fiona was probably the only friend I had in Fuhua that I was still rather close to? Until Elycia and Jayda started to hang out with us at the end of Sec 1.

Fiona!!! I hope you stay happy always :)

By the way, the photo up there of Fiona was taken last year. Granted, it's definitely not her best picture. She does not actually wear nerd specs like that. Nicer photos of her are available on her blog :)

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In this post, I'm gonna talk about some of my friends. :)

First up,



Name: Tan Lizheng
Aliases: Lizhen
DOB: 8th February 1994
School: Rulang Primary School, Fuhua Secondary School
Personality: Guailan, but nice sometimes.

My first impression of Lizheng (as he should know) is a bad one. I heard of him before I got to know him. It was last year when the school sent some of the Prefects for some meeting because Mdm Oen was lazy to attend it. So as usual I was the only 2I3 person hanging with a lot of 2I5 people. And they struck up a conversation about their classmates, which I overheard.

Ben Chia: Who's the last in class ah? Is it Lizheng?
Haisong: Ya, it's Lizheng.
Ben Chia: HAHAHA I KNEW IT!

Hence from this I knew that Lizheng's results confirm 好不到哪里去.

So at the end of the year I got into 3S4 because I failed Maths, and I was extremely upset. What infuriated me even more was when I saw the list of people going to 3S4 - amongst them was Lizheng! And I knew his results were bad. I was thinking, "How can I possibly be in the same class as he is!!!!"

But okay, after getting to know him better this year, he is actually very nice :)

DESPITE THE FACT HE KEEPS SAYING I GOT HAGAO BIN. Wait I stuff his mouth with hagao!

It was fun going with him to HK, I sat with him during the Space Mountain ride. It was so much fun, we kept screaming and screaming. "1 2 3 HA GAO!!!" and not forgetting the memorable middle finger incident. LOL. Lizheng is nice! But still.. GUAILAN.

And next,



Name: Sia Chinkiat
Aliases: Jiejie, Nickwhore Emovil, Ah Kiat
DOB: 9th December 1992
School: Nanyang Primary School, The Chinese High School, Hwa Chong Junior College
Personality: Quiet, a little bit sarcastic sometimes. Good listener.

I got to know Ah Kiat during the Japan trip in June last year. I haven't talked to him in quite a while :/ The last time I did was the night before I went to Hong Kong. I haven't seen him for an even longer period of time, I think the last time I did was probably in the first half of the year. I hope you can come back for art soon! At least before you go for NS O:

Chinkiat's really nice, he always listens. He's a good listener, that's what I like most about him. I once went back to read my chat logs and I realised that I was actually an irritant/drama queen, but he seemed largely unfazed. He is a really great person :D

When we used to talk more, he said random stuff which always gave me a lot to think about. Aiya I don't know :/ It seems like there's nothing bad about him! (Even though I know there is.) And sometimes he's funny without noticing it. He's like a big brother to me, it feels like that sometimes :)

Finally:



Name: Felicia Sim Xin Yi
Aliases: 非礼蛇, Snake Molester, F, Fel, Feli
DOB: 11th April 1994
School: Zhenghua Primary School, Fuhua Secondary School
Personality: Crazy. HAHAHAHA. But okay I've got to admit she is caring and nice.

Well, Felicia claims that the first time I've talked to her ever was in the beginning of Sec 1. But I don't remember that :/ What I remember was at the end of Sec 1, when I accompanied Christine to go look for her in 1R5.

We got closer when we got into Prefects, we were in the same clique. The clique was huge back then but now.. :/ It's weird, like everyone's washed away and only a few are here to stay. Anyway, now there isn't really a clique anymore, amongst us.

Felicia is damn comical. I remember last year when Mdm Oen didn't let us go for the homestay in the Japan trip, all of us who were going for the Japan trip were not too happy about it. Christine, Yi Fang, Felicia and I were considering backing out of the trip because there wasn't any homestay. We were called to attend a meeting to hear the new plans for the trip. We were dubious but: once Felicia heard that we were going Kyoto, she squealed like mad and went, "Kyoto!!!!!! Okay I want to go already." LOL

If I were to write about Felicia it would probably take forever. Oh and at the beginning of this year we also cut bangs together. She looked great but I looked like shit. So much for pleasing/pacifying Ms Tan :/

We gossip together and we also diss stupid people LOL. So funny. She's emotional sometimes. She cried reading Harry Potter and when we were having an Exco talk. She is often laughed at for her height (or rather, the lack of it).

Felicia's currently in Thailand! Hello if you are reading this. Please don't kill me, I know as you are reading this now you are laughing hysterically. Spare the snakes there and don't molest them all right? Peihan is waiting right here in Singapore for you. LOLLLLLLLLL (Just kidding)

Hm, I think she's one of the people in school I spend the most of my time with.


This is pretty fun, I'll do it another time.

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